Okay, you know what? AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. I'm in love with you. I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that. What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? I just needed you to know. You have no idea I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that. I'm really sorry if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault.
I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. I think we're just drunk. No I'm not drunk. Are you really gonna marry him? Now, would you do the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir? Ha, ha, ha, ha. What are those stains? Blood, urine, or semen. Oh, God, I hope it's urine. What can I say? Old habits die hard. Dwight got a hooker! Oh my God, I gotta call You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
Hug it out, bitch. That is what men say to each other, after a fight. They hug it out, and doing so, the just Not a good idea to say that to a woman however. When I die, I wanna be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in. What are we doing? Oh, there's no game.
We're just trying to get these chips for Karen. Did you check the vending machine? Oh, the vending machines! How did we miss that? I have no idea. We went right for the copier. And then we checked the fax machine. Did you check your I have two coins totaling 15 cents and one of them is not a nickel. A dime and a nickel.
No, I said one of them is not a nickel. But the other one is. I've heard that before. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, there is no way I can operate on this boy, Because he's my son.
The doctor is the boy's mother. A man is found hanging from the ceiling He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself, and the ice melted. It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole. And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I'm going to plant my seed in you. I don't think you know what you're saying. Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million and that's true, but it's also not true.
Because, frankly, there are literally billions of people just like Kelly in the world. Here are some famous Indians. He is a Nobel prize-winning physicist. Apu from the Simpsons. I see dead people.
He was dead the whole time. Well, I was a Temp but I got promoted. So you're saving money It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle. Jim is not allowed to talk until after he buys me a coke. Those are the rules of jinx, and they are unflinchingly rigid.
I just hated it when that guy was in here. Brown, if that was his real name. I mean, he had never met any of us before, and here he was telling us how to do our thing. I just wanted to do it our way. Man I should have gotten some food. You can take that off that thing, OK? That would really, really have shown him up, wouldn't it? If I'd brought in some burritos or some colored greens. Or some pad Thai. I love pad Thai. That doesn't really make sense. Because you don't call them collared people, that's offensive.
OK, well, it's after five. Thank you very much. The Japanese camp guards of World War II always chose one man to kill whenever a batch of new prisoners arrived. I always wondered how they chose the man who was to die. I think I would have been good at choosing the person. Hey, hey, everybody, Ice-cream sandwiches! Take one, take one. Oh, oh, I see Angela.
Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And uh, faster metabolism. Did you get the kind with the cookies? Why don't you just eat it, OK? And here you go, Stanley the manly.