It took seven attempts and 16 hours. Your first time having sex can hurt. HBO "My boyfriend is in the Navy and I still live with my parents, so when he had a free weekend we took advantage of the situation and booked a hotel together for the night. We spent almost the whole night trying to get it in. Every time he would insert himself a little more and he'd have to pull out because it hurt me so much. It took about seven attempts and 16 hours to get him fully inside me.
We both felt bad when we left because we left the room a mess. Blood on the sheets, condom wrappers everywhere, etc. They were caught by a cop. The back of a cop car isn't exactly the best place to be after having sex for the first time. A24 "I drove like four hours and did it in the back of a car. We were caught by a cop and being 16, the cop called my parents.
I had stolen my dad's car to get there. I had four hours of blue balls on a snowy interstate to figure out what my dad was going to do to me. They got caught by a sibling — and reacted poorly. Not the best interruption reaction — but also probably not the worst. I didn't even think to cover up or hide or anything, I was just lying on my back fiddling with my phone while my girlfriend tried to rectify the situation. I always pretend to be texting or doing something on my phone when in an awkward situation, and because I'm a moron I guess I thought it would work then as well.
They almost got peed on. Who wouldn't want to have sex here? As fate would have it, my brother participates in the junior Olympics in Des Moines. So I ride out there with my family and meet up with random internet girl. We go stay at her dad's house who is supposed to be out of town trucking somewhere. He comes home right when I am about to get it on. So, after I hide in a closet for over an hour waiting on him to go to sleep, we're forced to go spend the night in the park.
This is where I awkwardly lost my virginity in a child's play tunnel. During the act some drunk pulls up to the park, gets out of his truck and pees about three feet from my head, he never saw me. It was over quickly. It may not be the best idea to make a big confession right before having sex. Columbia Pictures "My parents went out of town and asked me to come home from college to watch the house feed animals. I called my girl and asked her if she wanted to stay with me.
We were in my bed, fooling around, when she turns over and says something to the effect of, 'I need to tell you something. I was furious and extremely sad at the same time. I don't think I had ever felt those kinds of emotions before, and it didn't help that we were both naked in my bed. We end up making out and having sex. It was over in about 30 seconds , and she runs to the bathroom and comes back crying, telling me how she feels dirty for doing it with two different guys in one week.
The next day she texts me saying she doesn't want to date anymore. They were interrupted by Steve Carell. To be fair, who wouldn't want to watch Steve Carell? NBC "It was a guy I was casually dating for a few weeks. We were in his room, in his parents basement and we were making out and watching TV. He didn't know I was a virgin, because I never told him. We were having sex and then he stopped looking at me and moving. He just kept staring at the TV.
I started getting worried, and asked him if he was OK. He kept staring at the TV and nodded, but didn't move. He said, 'Sorry, this is a new one and I just really wanna watch it. Steve Carell is on. Halfway through the interview I got my clothes on, kissed him on the cheek and let him know I was leaving.
He kind of nodded and said 'bye. I have a really hard time watching 'The Office,' to this day. He looked like he was crying. Is this man crying? Or just trying to stay very quiet? Everything finished, I got dressed and walked home feeling like a total boss. Fast forward to the next week at school and I notice a few girls laughing when I walk past, I ignore it but it keeps happening and after about two days of this one of the girls I knew came up to me and said 'Oh ignore them, I think it's sweet you cried during your first time with [Girl].
He got injured in the act. Sex can be hard to maneuver. Universal Pictures "My first time, she moves to straddle me and knees me right in the testicles. It was over right then and there. I felt it for three days after. She was embarrassed for a while. She never saw him again. Getting robbed isn't exactly the best way to commemorate your first sexual experience.
Then he left almost immediately afterwards so he could go set off fireworks from China in the woods with his cousin. Never saw him again after that. Nothing went wrong — because it was over so fast. If it ends quickly, there technically isn't enough time for things to go wrong. CBS Films "It was so fast that there was no time for anything to go wrong. It's a little weird for everyone. Your first time may be a little anti-climactic.
The CW "The first time for me was a little weird, is for everybody. Well yeah that feels really good but Well OK…' I think your whole life you anticipate and fantasize about your first time Especially if you made such a huge deal about it in your head like I did before hand.
It's just the difference between fantasy and realism.