The Neden Game Host: Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question? Contestant number1, i believe first impressions last forever.
So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. I might show up in a tux ha but i doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you! Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother i'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits! After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd DRY fuck her till i nut in my underwear Now lets meet Contestant number 2. He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carniva.
He says women call him stretch nutz. Sharon let's here your question. I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
First thing, I could never love you. You sound like witchy bitch yo Fuck You! I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all, then find Contestant number 1 and break his fuckin jaw what!? Anyone who looked at you would have to pay. I'd be blowin' fuckin nuggets off all day. I'd grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist, let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face.
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit like a Cave Man! Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand i throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin'.
Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. It's a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be?
Whoever's the smoothest wins!! Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake C 2: You'd be jackin' me quick.
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face. Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C 2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C 1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a barn and there he was, standing UP on a bucket uhhhh tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA Encontrou algum erro na letra?