Before our resident conservatives get all indignant about how the prison system is like a big country club, we'll have you know that women in prison, for the most part, don't have internet access. So in order to use this site, these lovely gals apparently anticipated a prison stay ahead of time, and had the wherewithal to research the best options for meeting men once there.
Dude, she totally wants it! Continue Reading Below Advertisement To post a profile, they have to mail a handwritten bio, including date of birth, the state where they are currently incarcerated and expected release date. They also have to send what one can only hope is a recent picture. What they don't send are the details about what got them locked up. To find that out, you'll have to click the "add to cart" button next to your lady love's profile. For a nominal fee, you get her mailing address so you can send her a letter.
It's like up in this piece! Why It's a Bad Idea: Let's get the obvious out of the way here. There are some high-end dating sites that actually check for criminal backgrounds before allowing people to sign up. At Women Behind Bars, the criminal background is the only prerequisite. This means most dudes will find themselves way in over their innocent little heads, no matter how tough they make themselves out to be on their MySpace page.
But believe it or not, it gets more ominous than that. Look through the profiles on Women Behind Bars and you'll notice a disturbing trend. Most of the ladies And they have release dates to match. But as "luck" would have it, the handful that happen to be kind of attractive also happen to be getting out soon.
In some cases, real soon. Here's what we like to call a recipe for disaster: Get to know said hottie via mail. If you're bright enough to strike up a budding love affair with an inmate, you ARE the type that will fall in love in a couple of months.
Continue Reading Below 3. Don't bother visiting, she'll be out soon! Upon release, send money for a plane ticket. Find yourself face to face with the pound prison- tattooed she-beast who posted the fake picture on Women Behind Bars and is now standing at your door.